"Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like
fish for days we no go see dem. See Olympics
nah, go swim,dem dey fear water . Zero medal
4 Naija
Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu
fishing festival. See rowing 4 Olympics, dem no
dey :]Y . Zero medal 4 Naija
Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill
anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach
make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot
again . Zero medal 4 Naija
Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the
slightest provocation by Boko. See marathon 4
Olympics, dem no show face . Zero medal 4
Naija
Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See
100metres race 4 Olympics, dem no sabi run
again . ZERO medal 4 Naija
Omo oni gala, CD sellers & other traffic hawker
nko? U go don reach Eko Idumota from Oshodi
thinking say u don carry their money go b4 dem
go appear for window say "oga na ur change bi
dis, wey di N200?" See 400 & 800metres race 4
Olympics, dem no sabi run again . ZERO
medal 4 Naija
Yoruba man go remove clothes, wrist watch and
pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See boxing 4
olympics,we no see dem :| . Zero medal 4 Naija
Na who even start that nonsense called NAIJA
GOT TALENT sef."
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